Story Hunters

 

Fake News

Possibly fake news

Folks, do you have any idea of how much work goes into getting stories for this paper each day?

Well, I do. Now. Continue reading

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Granddaddy Day Care

Toy Dinosaur

Avoid small children carrying one of these!

Folks, I love our granddaughter, but sometimes she can be tough to love. Continue reading

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Vomiting Valentine

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Folks, Long Suffering Wife would be the first to admit that I’m not the romantic type. Happily, she isn’t either, so we don’t ‘do’ Valentines’ Day! Continue reading

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F*CK Cancer

cancerFolks, when I was 18 an old workmate of mine died. He was 55 and I recall thinking, ‘Well, that wasn’t a bad innings.’

I’ve since changed my mind about what constitutes a ripe old age. Continue reading

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I’ve Got IT (Dramas)

 

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Yes.  Yes I have…

Folks, lately I’ve been getting a lot of perplexing messages popping up on my computer that I honestly have no idea how to answer, e.g.: Driver IRQL not less equal. Do You Wish to Integrate Your System Cache Now? Click ‘Yes’ or ‘No’

Notably absent is a ‘How the Hell Would I Know?!’ checkbox. Continue reading

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This Writing Life

Journo Mistakes

I think ‘journalist’ is spelldeded wrong?

Folks, for those of you haven’t heard, this week I started as a fulltime scribbler for The Observer.

Spell Check don’t fail me now! Continue reading

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Working Knowledge

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Well, someone’s gotta do it…

Folks, today I’d like to address all the young men and women who finished school last year and are currently looking for work. Good Luck Kids! Continue reading

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