Folks, I’ve learned some hard fiscal lessons over the years, happily investing my secret stash of five cent pieces on Bitcoin wasn’t one of them. I used that money to buy some magic beans instead.
Frankly, the only reason I’ve managed to keep my head above water is because it’s made of cork. Continue reading
I don’t care what it looks like, it’s still handy
Folks, like a lot of smart, well-educated, confident and cool looking fellas, I cart my stuff around in a shoulder bag.
My wife calls it a handbag, but like Doctor’s appointments, requests to fix the bathroom door and discussions about our relationship, I simply ignore her. Continue reading
She did it!
Folks, this weekend the von Brays will be moseying around a genuine country show.
It’s a family tradition, along with ‘The Patting of the Bull’ and the ‘Let’s wipe the manure off our shoes onto Dad’s car mats’ rituals.
Folks, recently I stumbled across a pair of old friends and even better, I didn’t owe them any money!
The fact they were magazines probably had something to do with it. Continue reading
Folks, if I were to ask if you are basically an honest person, you’d probably tell me that you are.
You big fake, phony fibber!
How I must have looked for two days afterwards…
Folks, last weekend I spend an uncomfortable evening watching an alleged comedy which was based on a dope smoking geriatric trying to hit on young women.
I thought we’d done this sort of thing to death with the Carry On films of the 70’s? Continue reading
Folks I don’t think there’s anyone happier on the planet than a small child holding a balloon.
Unless it’s another small child holding a balloon and an ice-cream. Continue reading