Running for Office

Pigs

I am not a crook… yet.

Folks, the state of Oz politics is so bad I’m starting to think I should run for office.

Trust me, you don’t want that to happen. Also, never trust anyone who asks you to trust them. Continue reading

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It’s a mugs game

 

Mug

Shattered

Folks, last week some drunken idiot smashed my favourite drinking mug.

Of course, Long Suffering Wife calmly pointed out that I was the only person in the room at the time and quite how this was supposed to help is beyond me? Continue reading

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If the chemistry is right

Chemistry shirtFolks, as a boy I wanted a chemistry set which sounds about as odd as a child demanding a large bowl of cold cabbage for desert. Continue reading

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Rise of the Robot Workers

Robot

Centrelink staff were next…

First, they came for the lighthouse keepers, then the secretaries, tea lady’s, checkout chicks, movie projectionists and streetsweepers.

I didn’t speak up because my job was safe, for the time being. Continue reading

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Cool Time to Exercise

 

Exercise in Cold Weather

Ok, maybe it’s not going to get this cool…

Folks, I don’t know where you live, but in my neck of the woods, summer is hanging round longer than dead fruit-bat dangling off a power-line.

Still, like the deceased bat, the temperature is bound to drop sooner or later. Continue reading

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Grey Nomad Migration

caravan.jpg

Hit the road and see… the back ends of thousands of caravans

Folks, what’s coated with a thin sheet of foil and full of rich goodies inside?

That’s right, a caravan! Continue reading

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A Timely APP

fileFolks, my phone has abandonment issues. Apparently, I’m ignoring it when working, driving or while someone is talking to me.

I suppose it’s only a matter of time before it’s starts sending our desperate texts for a new owner. Continue reading

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