Crackers would eat anything we gave him, often with comical results, for those of us watching. I often wonder what happened to old Crackers?
Anyway, I recently learned that an ancient remedy for headaches was to chew on some willow bark, and immediately wondered who discovered this remedy? Also, who was the first person to prise open an oyster and think, ‘Struth! I wonder if this thing tastes as disgusting as it looks?’
I suspect the answer is some ancient ancestor with a mate like Crackers.
Imagine the scene way back in BC 4305:
“Ok folks, listen up! We learned a lot about those purple berries yesterday and so far the death count is seven, oh, make that eight… sorry Mrs. Yertt.
Also, a big hand to good old Graggers here for eating some willow bark yesterday, which he reckons has cured his headache!
After clubbing several volunteers until they had headaches, I gave them willow bark to chew on and am happy to announce that nearly everyone was cured! Except my wife, who said her headache didn’t go away until I went to sleep last night.
Now, regarding the mushrooms near the river; people, I can’t stress this enough, lay off the fungus!”
So, thanks to these brave, or stupid, prehistoric experimenters, we have a good idea nowadays of what things will sustain us, and what will drop us faster than a school bag on a Friday afternoon.
And while this vital research continues today, I’m happy to leave it to others to discover what the side effects are. I may not be real bright, but I’m definitely not Crackers.