Bathurst 1000 Electric!

Electric Car Racing

Dunno what the fuss is about, we’ve been racing electric touring cars for years.

Folks, this weekend, as an old revhead, I’ll check out the Bathurst 1000, and do what I’ve done every year for the past two decades, try to work out which cars are Fords, or Holdens.

Mind you, I suppose it won’t be long before all touring cars are running the same sized battery powered, electric motors, covered by pretty much the same carbon-fibre shells. So, the only thing that will make them standout from each other will be their paint jobs, advertising and drivers; so basically, like it is now, but minus the ear-splitting roar of high revving, high-octane, V8 engines.

Because, even the most dedicated motor racing fans are starting to realise that the day is rapidly approaching when gasoline powered race cars will be as out of place in professional motorsports as Tony Abbot dancing to Macklemore on a mardi gras float.

So, does this mean the end of the Bathurst 1000? Well, no, but there will be a few changes. Like retraining all the unemployed fuel fillers to swap out dead batteries at lightning speed, while only one engine mechanic will be needed to turn the car off, then on again, to fix any glitches.

Plus, teams may decide against putting unnecessary human ‘ballast’ into the cars as future vehicles become driverless. Now, while this will stop the devil may care, swashbuckling, driving personalities from ploughing into each other when they get a rush of blood to the head, or fall asleep, it will be much less fun to watch.

Still, like other antique vehicle races i.e.: bicycles, rowboats, ride-on mowers, shopping trolleys, office chairs, etc., petrol powered touring cars should still have a future at the Bathurst 1000; possibly as a nostalgic feature event before the main race.

During which, all us old petrol heads will savour the sound of V8’s blasting around the track while wiping a wistful tear from the corners of our eyes. And, as the noxious exhaust fumes roll over the crowd, we’ll fondly recall a golden age when Australia built, and raced, cars; even if they did all look the same.

About Greg Bray

The scribbler behind the 'On a Lighter Note' column.
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