These scratches might take a little longer to buff out…
Folks, last weekend I polished my car. That’s right, the fun just never ends here at Bray Manor.
My old polishing cloth is like a magic wand, as soon as I whip it out, my family vanishes. Even the dog hightails it elsewhere before she’s pressed into service as a back-up buffer. Continue reading
Prince Leonard of Hutt River has stamped his last visa.
Folks, sad tidings from Hutt River Province, Prince Leonard is dead.
The prince is dead! Long live the prince!
For those of you thinking, ‘Who on earth is Prince Leonard?’ here’s a potted history. Continue reading
Folks, like my Father’s Day gift, this column is a little late.
To be honest, Father’s Days’ popularity around here slots roughly below the Chinese New Year and our dog’s birthday. Continue reading
Book, beer, bag, beach… doesn’t get much better than this!
Folks, to me hell is a place without a single book in it. Pretty much like the situation you find in most people’s homes today. Continue reading
I was going to post this on Saturday morning, but as you’ll see I was a bit pre-occupied…
Folks, today is just another Saturday, nothing out of the ordinary, but for many people it’s going to be a memorable day.
Today, our eldest daughter gets married. Continue reading
It would take a miracle… of course, it would probably help if I actually put in a Powerball ticket.
Folks, for some reason I’ve wound up being friends with someone who thinks God takes time out from running the universe to help him 24/7.
I believe the same thing too; just remove the word ‘help’ from the last sentence and replace it with ‘annoy’. Continue reading