Folks, a year ago the Littlest Princess got her Learners and started the process of spending one hundred hours behind the wheel of our car. But not with me because, apparently, I’m ‘Mr. Yelly’. Continue reading
Folks, according to the ancient philosopher, Hagar the Horrible, ‘Friends come and go, but an enemy is for life.’ Continue reading
Folks, admitting you’ve got worms will make you about as socially popular as someone publicly declaring they might have head lice. Invites to high tea and bikkies with the Queen will simply vanish. Continue reading
Folks, I was a bit shocked to realise that this years Red Nose Day was last Friday and I missed it! Talk about feeling red faced… Continue reading
Knit Fast – Die Warm!
Folks, when I was younger, I was exactly the sort of person I wouldn’t like living next door to me now. Continue reading
Folks, this week, here in the Southern Hemisphere (arguably the worlds’ best hemisphere!), we observed the Winter Solstice. You’re probably thinking, ‘Well, whoop-dee-doo!’ and frankly, it’s that sort of attitude that’s stopping this second-rate event from becoming another much needed public holiday. Continue reading
Folks, many years ago, I supervised a contract maintenance team; in an abandoned inner-city pub. My new crew immediately combed the place for hidden stashes of booze, but the only alcohol soaked things they found were two bums who’d set up camp underneath the grand staircase. Continue reading