I was going to post this on Saturday morning, but as you’ll see I was a bit pre-occupied…
Folks, today is just another Saturday, nothing out of the ordinary, but for many people it’s going to be a memorable day.
Today, our eldest daughter gets married. Continue reading
It would take a miracle… of course, it would probably help if I actually put in a Powerball ticket.
Folks, for some reason I’ve wound up being friends with someone who thinks God takes time out from running the universe to help him 24/7.
I believe the same thing too; just remove the word ‘help’ from the last sentence and replace it with ‘annoy’. Continue reading
Folks, I’ve learned some hard fiscal lessons over the years, happily investing my secret stash of five cent pieces on Bitcoin wasn’t one of them. I used that money to buy some magic beans instead.
Frankly, the only reason I’ve managed to keep my head above water is because it’s made of cork. Continue reading
I don’t care what it looks like, it’s still handy
Folks, like a lot of smart, well-educated, confident and cool looking fellas, I cart my stuff around in a shoulder bag.
My wife calls it a handbag, but like Doctor’s appointments, requests to fix the bathroom door and discussions about our relationship, I simply ignore her. Continue reading
She did it!
Folks, this weekend the von Brays will be moseying around a genuine country show.
It’s a family tradition, along with ‘The Patting of the Bull’ and the ‘Let’s wipe the manure off our shoes onto Dad’s car mats’ rituals.