How I must have looked for two days afterwards…
Folks, last weekend I spend an uncomfortable evening watching an alleged comedy which was based on a dope smoking geriatric trying to hit on young women.
I thought we’d done this sort of thing to death with the Carry On films of the 70’s? Continue reading
Folks I don’t think there’s anyone happier on the planet than a small child holding a balloon.
Unless it’s another small child holding a balloon and an ice-cream. Continue reading
And a biscuit! Several biscuits!!!
Folks, we Australians are a fairly easy-going bunch, we are not fans of revolutions, coups or uprisings.
But if the ships carrying coffee fail to arrive at our docks, within 24 hours our cities will burn to the ground as angry mobs roam the streets looking for a caffeine fix. Continue reading
I am not a crook… yet.
Folks, the state of Oz politics is so bad I’m starting to think I should run for office.
Trust me, you don’t want that to happen. Also, never trust anyone who asks you to trust them. Continue reading
Folks, last week some drunken idiot smashed my favourite drinking mug.
Of course, Long Suffering Wife calmly pointed out that I was the only person in the room at the time and quite how this was supposed to help is beyond me? Continue reading
Folks, as a boy I wanted a chemistry set which sounds about as odd as a child demanding a large bowl of cold cabbage for desert. Continue reading